Employ me

I am currently facing redundancy due to budget cuts at Wildern causing them to close their software department. This means I am looking for a new job with better brighter prospects. If you have one or know of one, grab a copy of my CV and sign me up for an interview

Buy me things

Periodically things like birthdays and Christmas come around and everyone wants to know what I want. I'm not a very materialistic individual, but there are a few things that would make me happy to own. Have a look at the list

Get a terrifying insight into my mind

The world isn't quite ready for the "Book Of Dave" yet (either that or I'm covering for the fact that I've just not written enough of it to not sound like an incoherent loon), but soon ... oh so soon